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Tony Conroy?

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So, this is what you're doing now?
Driving a cab? Yeah.

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27 years loyal service,

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so they could just throw me
on the scrapheap.

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You lost your job
because your face didn't fit?

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There must have been
more to it than that, Tony.

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I taught science.

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How about I pick your brains
sometime over a coffee?

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Ow!

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Ste, my ex, he won't leave me alone.

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Protect the vulnerable

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and those who have no-one
to look out for them.

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Well, folks, the sun
is rising over the Mersey,

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so it's time for me to sign off
for another night.

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'But before we go, we're
getting reports of a hit-and-run

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'near West Derby Road.'
SIRENS BLARE

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'So, as always, my friends,
please stay vigilant and stay safe

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'because there are
some crazy people out there.

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'This has been me,
Lawrence Brightway, on Night Talk.'

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PHONE LINE RINGS

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'It's Tony, leave a message.'

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BEEP

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'Tony, it's Jimmy. What time
are you dropping the cab over at?'

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BEEP

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'Tony, are you dropping the cab
over this morning or what?'

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BEEP

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'Tony, answer your bloody phone!'

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BEEP

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'Come on, Tony, I need the cab,
mate! Come on, I need the cab.'

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'Hi, Tony,
I just picked up your messages.

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'Sorry you were worried about me,
but I had to turn my phone off.

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'Ste wouldn't stop calling me.'

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Jimmy, er, it's me.

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'Tony, where are you?
Is everything OK?'

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Yeah, listen, erm,
yeah, I'm OK, yeah.

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Listen, erm...
we got a problem with the cab.

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'Cab? Ah, shite, Tony.
Did you have a crash or something?'

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No, no, it's nothing major.

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I think it's probably the cam belt,
or something.

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'Right, well, get it over
to me and I'll get it to my guy.

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'He'll sort it.'
Yeah, I...

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'I need the cab on the road, Tony.'
Yeah, I'll sort it.

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I'll sort it, OK.

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'Every day it's off the road
costs me a bloody fortune.'

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OK, all right,
yeah, two days tops, mate. Yeah.

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'Two days max, Tony, all right?'

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Yeah, leave it with me.
'All right, bye.'

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OK, bye. Bye, bye.

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'Police have now named the
victim of this morning's hit-and-run

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'as 48-year-old Steven Murray.

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'Murray remains in a critical
condition in hospital,

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'and police are continuing
to appeal for witnesses.

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'As they look to examine

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'CCTV footage from the area
around the incident,

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'our reporter
Shauna Williamson spoke

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'to DS Marshall,
who is investigating the case.'

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'We would like to
appeal to anyone who might have seen

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'anything suspicious this morning
to come forward.

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'We know it was the early hours
of the morning, but the incident

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'took place on West Derby Road,
which is a busy thoroughfare,

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'and we are very confident
somebody will have seen something.

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'This was
a particularly nasty incident,

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'in which the victim
was left lying in the street

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'with life-threatening injuries.

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'It's imperative
we find the person responsible

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'for this callous
and cowardly attack

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'and bring them before the court,

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'before they commit
any further offence.'

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'So, the victim of the hit-and-run

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'was Steven Murray,

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'he's got a list of convictions
the length of my arm.

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'He's been done
for selling class A drugs,

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'he's been done for fraud,
deception, burglary,

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'and assault -
no less than three times.

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'That's right, folks, you
heard me correctly - three times!

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'So I think we can safely say
that our friend Mr Murray

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'has been something of a menace
to society.'

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But even so, are there ever any
circumstances when it's acceptable

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to take the law into your own hands
and to meet out justice?

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I mean, you know,
we're all capable of losing it.

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'Myself as much as the next person,

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'but... but surely
it can never be justified?

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'Eddie, my friend,
you are on Night Talk.

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'What's on your mind, mate?

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'Rat, lad! And d'you know
what, that Ste Murray is a rat.

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'And I bet
the rest of his family are rats.

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'And d'you know what,
the only way to deal with rats is

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'to exterminate them before they
bring any more rats into the world.'

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Right! Well, you know,
thanks for that nugget, Eddie.

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Er, Sue?

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'Lawrence,
I'm afraid I don't think

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'we're gonna see eye to eye
on this one.

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'Yeah, and why's that, Sue?

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'Because people are fed up with
the Ste Murrays of the world.

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'Oh, Sue, isn't he
the actual victim in all of this?

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'Oh, don't make me laugh!

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'Well, he is in hospital
on life support.

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'And that's not really
a laughing matter, is it, Sue?

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'But what if Ste Murray hurt
someone close to you, Lawrence?

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'Your daughter or your wife?
How would you feel?

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'I hear what you're saying, Sue.'

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'I'm not sure you do, Lawrence.'

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Oh? Come on, Sue, I mean,
two wrongs, they don't make a right.

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'No, we'll just have
to agree to disagree.

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'Ok, Sue, well, thanks for that.

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'You look after yourself,
and give my love to Kenny.'

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'Ah, thanks, love.'

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'Sam from Speke,
you're on the line.'

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'All right, Lawro,
so, are you saying

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'it wouldn't be acceptable
to take out a terrorist, then?'

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Yeah, that's different, mate.
Isn't it?

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If there's a clear
and present danger, then certainly.

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'Well, you're tryna tell me
this Murray fella

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'wasn't a danger to life.

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'That he's never been off his head
when driving?

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'That he's not been tooled up
when breaking into people's houses?

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'That he hasn't gone on a night out
carrying a knife?

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'You tell me
how that's any different, go on.

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'Go on.'

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And you're saying
that makes him fair game, yeah?

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'Too bloody right it does, yeah.'
I suppose, you know,

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when you put it like that, mate,
it's hard to argue, isn't it?

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'Aye.'

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'Whether it'd stand up in a court
of law, I'm not so certain, mate.'

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'Well, that's up to the court,
innit?'

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As for the court of Night Talk,

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you the jury have delivered
your verdict loud and very clear

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in the matter of the hit-and-run
case of Mr Stephen Murray.

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Case is dismissed.

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All right, Rob?
Oh, hello.

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Rosa in work?
Yeah, yeah, she's upstairs.

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Oh.
Although she probably shouldn't be.

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Er, why?

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Because some nutter ran over her ex
and then just drove off.

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Shit.

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Fuck right off.

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Sorry?

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Mate, what the fucking hell
is wrong with you?

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What?

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Ey, I warned you, didn't I,
to stay out of it.

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I don't know
what you're talking about.

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Yeah, OK, fuck off, fuck off.
You what?

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OK, where's your cab?

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It wasn't running too smoothly,
I thought it might cut out.

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I think it needs a new cam belt.
Yeah.

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CHUCKLES
Yeah, of course it does, yeah.

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Do you know anyone who can sort it?
I need it done fast.

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Mm-hm, I bet you do.

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Do you know anyone?
Listen.

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Why would I want dragging
into your shit, hm?

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It goes no further. Promise.

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Please, mate.

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OK.

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There's a place
just off the dock road.

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It's called Paddy's Autos,
it's on Regents Street, OK?

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Now, it's...
it's run by a bunch of rough arses,

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but, er,
they'll do a decent enough job.

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Thanks.
No, no.

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This. I don't want nothing else
to do with this.

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D'you hear me?

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OK.

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Mate!

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Hi.
Erm...

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One of the other drivers
told me about Ste.

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I mean, what happened?

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Someone knocked him over
and left him lying in the road.

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Jesus H.

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He's in hospital. In a coma.

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I'm sorry.

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I know what sort of man he is,
but no-one deserves this.

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No.

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Are you gonna be OK?

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Yeah.

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And thanks.

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For what?

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Being nice to me.

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For looking out for me last night.

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You got my number.

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Sorry?
Ring me.

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LAWRENCE, ECHOING: 'In the matter of
the hit-and-run case

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'of Mr Stephen Murray,
case is dismissed.'

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'Listen, I'm sending a fella round.'

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I think he knows about
the other thing.

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'You think
it's him that mowed down Ste?'

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Yeah. 'Right. Well, we'll take
a look when he gets here.'

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So, er, me and you, er,
we're sorted out, yeah?

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'Yeah, if it's definitely him.'
Yeah.

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'Then you're in the clear,
all right?'

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OK, then. All right, that's it, bye.
'All right.'

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All right?

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Hey, I got your number from a mate.
I need some body work done.

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I, er...

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I hit a bollard.

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Yeah, all right, lad.
Sorry?

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If it's a bollard,

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there'd be scratching
and damage to the paint work.

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Looks like someone's
been tryin' to clean it.

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All right, yeah, it was a dog.

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Er, you know, it was a mess.
Blood and stuff.

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Must've been a big dog.

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It was an Alsatian.

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When do you need it by?
Soon as.

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Day after tomorrow?
Yeah, great.

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It'll be 800.

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You what?

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Cash.

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OK.

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You got a mobile?

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So I can text you when it's ready.
All right, yeah, erm...

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Keys?
In the cab.

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PHONE LINE RINGS

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'Hi, you've reached Rosa's phone.

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'Please leave a message
after the beep.'

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BEEP

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Hi, Rosa, it's me, Tony.

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Erm, I'm just calling to see
if you're doing OK.

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I just thought,
you know, well, erm...

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Erm... anyway, give us a call
if you want to talk or anything.

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Take care.

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BABY COOS

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BRAKES SCREECH

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Cheers, mate.

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Hi, er, two, please.

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Wait, oh, sorry.
BEEP

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Thank you.
LAUGHS

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INDISTINCT CHATTER

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LAWRENCE, ECHOING: 'You lost your
job because your face didn't fit?

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'I think there must've been

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'something more to it than that,
Tony?

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'Your instinct may be to tune out,

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'close the curtains, hide away,

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'but you know what,
that just makes things worse.

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'Give us the name.'

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INAUDIBLE

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Come on!

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'I've been joined by
a very special guest -

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'none other than Night Talk host
Lawrence Brightway,

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'who's here to talk to us
all about his fabulous new book.

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'Lawrence, welcome to the show.'

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'Thank you, thank you,
thank you so much for having me.

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'The book's about my life,

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'my career, and, er, it's chocker
full of great anecdotes.'

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Though I... I would say that
myself, wouldn't I?

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But seriously...

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'You know, folks...

246
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,480
'the book is about us lot

247
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,040
'and the good times we've had
together over the years.

248
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,160
'And the bad times.

249
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,800
'Because let's face it,
it's not all been plain sailing.'

250
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,520
'Definitely not.'

251
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:38,880
It's an homage to you,
the listeners.

252
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,240
My listeners.

253
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:44,960
'My second family
and my best friends.

254
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,560
'Anyway, so, apparently,
there's only a few tickets left,

255
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,280
'so, please, you know, come along

256
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,880
'for a glass of plonk
and a few nibbles, a few laughs.

257
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,240
'And possibly a few tears.

258
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,920
'Mersey Art Centre, two o'clock,
Thursday afternoon.'

259
00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:01,960
I'll be signing copies
of the new book: Listen.

260
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:05,320
'And the book launch, as you say,
is tomorrow.

261
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:08,640
'It's the, er,
Mersey Art Centre at two o'clock.

262
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,000
'Er, you must be really excited?'
PHONE VIBRATES

263
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,440
'I am, every time I get to meet
my listeners.

264
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,480
'After all,
they are my best friends,

265
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,840
'they're my second family...'

266
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:47,120
Tony Conroy?
Yeah?

267
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,760
I'm DS Marshall,
this is DC Gardner.

268
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,160
Sorry to disturb you,

269
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,880
but I'm investigating a hit-and-run
on West Derby Road

270
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,040
and wonder if you could spare us
a moment of your time.

271
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,720
I'm just about to go back again.

272
00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,360
Mr Conroy,
your taxi was caught on CCTV

273
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:05,040
in the vicinity of West Derby Road
around the time of the incident.

274
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,440
Could we come in?

275
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. OK.

276
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:29,440
We have CCTV footage of your cab,
which you confirm you were driving,

277
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:33,400
on West Derby Road
at 1:19 yesterday morning.

278
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,400
You were heading towards
the junction,

279
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,000
where the victim was run over,

280
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,960
sometime between 1:15 and 1.30am.

281
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,040
But the camera only covers
that stretch of road.

282
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,160
That's all the footage we have.

283
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,280
At the moment. So?

284
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,800
Did you see anything?

285
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:59,400
Someone walking along the pavement
or crossing the road?

286
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,280
No.

287
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,520
Or someone driving erratically
or at speed?

288
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,920
Erm... no.

289
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,200
Did you have a fare?
Might they have seen something?

290
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,920
Well, no, I was on me way home,
I was knocking off for the night.

291
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,360
At 1:30?

292
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,600
Do you always finish at that time?

293
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,840
No. No, I usually work till,
er, you know, five or six,

294
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,480
but I had a migraine.

295
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,400
I suffer from them.

296
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:30,080
I can't imagine driving at night's
good for a bad head.

297
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,640
Yeah, well, it's a choice
between that and insomnia.

298
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,160
CHUCKLES WEAKLY

299
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:40,000
Is there anything you can think of
that might help us?

300
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,360
The victim is
in a serious condition.

301
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:47,520
We need to find who did this.

302
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,880
Yeah, well, I'm sure
there's no shortage of suspects.

303
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:56,000
Sorry, do you know the victim?

304
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,360
Only what I've heard.
And what's that?

305
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:04,520
Off the radio, you know,
that he upset quite a few people.

306
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:10,920
Where's the cab now?
It's out on the road.

307
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:15,040
Jimmy, the, er, the fella I rent it
from, he's, er, he does days.

308
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,760
But I should have it back tomorrow,
if you need to have a look.

309
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,720
OK, thanks for your help.

310
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,920
And if you do think of anything...
Yeah.

311
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,080
We'll be in touch, Mr Conroy.

312
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,480
So, why Liverpool?

313
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,520
Growing up in the middle
of nowhere in North Wales,

314
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,560
Liverpool always had
this kind of allure to it.

315
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:05,720
SHE CHUCKLES
The music, football, nightlife.

316
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,520
All seemed so glamorous.

317
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,080
So after my mum passed,
I came up here

318
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,480
and worked in a bar and nightclub.

319
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,120
Working nights suited me.

320
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,560
And after a while, your body
gets used to being awake at night

321
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:19,560
and it knows no different,
so I got the job in the night cafe.

322
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,080
Are these plates finished with?
Mm, thank you. Thank you.

323
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:31,760
If someone asked me to guess, I
would have said you were a teacher.

324
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,520
OK?
You've all the right qualities.

325
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:41,640
You're wise, patient,
kind, and considerate.

326
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:44,960
And the big thing - you listen.

327
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,840
Everyone hears,
but not everyone listens.

328
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,240
Yeah.

329
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:55,000
It's a gift. A special quality.

330
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,840
So, do you miss it?

331
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,320
Teaching?

332
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:11,360
It was me calling in life,
it's all I ever wanted to do.

333
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,680
And you say you taught science?

334
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,520
I was head of science.
Wow!

335
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,320
Head of pastoral care as well.

336
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:27,720
And again, wow!
THEY CHUCKLE

337
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,440
That must've been an eye-opener,
the pastoral care.

338
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,560
The pressure on kids these days,

339
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,800
social media
and all that kind of stuff.

340
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,760
I bet you lots of them
were really struggling.

341
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,280
Sorry, I need to...

342
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,640
LAWRENCE, ECHOING:
'Because you know what happens

343
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,120
'when you keep it all in.

344
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,720
'You simmer and fester

345
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,560
'until it comes to the point
where you just explode.'

346
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:24,760
You OK?

347
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,320
Are you all right?
Yeah, I'm fine, I'm sorry.

348
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,440
I was just checking
the local news about Ste,

349
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,600
seeing if the police had
arrested anyone.

350
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,360
And have they?
Not that I can see.

351
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,480
You said he was in your cab
the night he was run over?

352
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,240
Yeah.

353
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,160
Well,
maybe you should tell the police?

354
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,440
It might help them
find the person who did this.

355
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,680
Well, he was only in there
for about ten minutes.

356
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,200
Was he gonna meet someone?

357
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,800
I don't know.

358
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,240
Er, just got in the cab

359
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,640
Where?

360
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,680
Er, top end
of Wavertree High Street.

361
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,160
Where'd you drop him?

362
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,480
Excuse me, can we have the bill,
please? Thank you.

363
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,640
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
I'll just go and get it for you.

364
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:17,400
Sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry, all these questions.

365
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,600
Nah, it's all right.

366
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,320
I'm just thinking about
the person who did this to him.

367
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,160
What do you mean?

368
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,400
Well, they need to be found.

369
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,320
Before they do the same thing
to someone else.

370
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,240
There you go, sir.
Thanks.

371
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,600
We can go Dutch.
No, no, this is on me.

372
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,280
Are you sure?
Oh, yes.

373
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,240
Thank you. Aw!

374
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:07,080
Pat says thanks for the heads-up.
You and him are all good.

375
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,360
And these are on the house.
OK.

376
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,480
So, erm, so,
what's gonna happen now?

377
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:22,080
Bout what?
Come on, man. About the other thing.

378
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,560
Lad, it's got you out the shit,
so what do you care?

379
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:44,520
'Thank you, that was lovely.
Shall I get you a cab?'

380
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,440
I wouldn't mind some fresh air.
Shall we walk?

381
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,840
Where to?
You said you live quite close by.

382
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,320
Yeah, well, it's still
a good 15-minute walk that way.

383
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,240
It's OK, I'm wearing flats.
You what?

384
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,440
SHE LAUGHS

385
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,640
So, coffee at your place, then?
Yeah, sure.

386
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,520
Er, this way.

387
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,040
I thought you said it was that way.

388
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,240
Yeah, but it's just as quick
if we go on the main road.

389
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,680
Come on.

390
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,120
Did you tidy for ME?
No.

391
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,560
What, it's always this tidy?

392
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,960
Erm, well, I suppose so, yeah.

393
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,880
You should see
the state of my place. Ha!

394
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,880
Aw, this is nice!

395
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,320
So many memories.

396
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,200
Suppose you must've had
your favourites.

397
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,360
Yeah.

398
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,440
Aw...
There you go.

399
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:06,760
Ta.

400
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:12,000
So, erm,
do you fancy watching a film?

401
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,240
Er, yeah, why not?

402
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,560
Don't blame me if I nod off, though.

403
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,400
'Yeah, but don't
we all have a responsibility, Mark,

404
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,120
'to the wider community?'

405
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,840
'Yeah, but it depends what
you mean by community, Lawrence.'

406
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:36,880
Oh, you know, at work, at school,
you know, the football match,

407
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:40,640
the pub, the street where you live,
the park where your kids play.

408
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,440
The people
that you rub shoulders with

409
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,000
when you're outside
the newspaper shop.

410
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,760
'It's the people
you don't even particularly like.

411
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:52,360
'You know, the nosey neighbour,
the teenager who plays loud music,

412
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:55,240
'but my point is
we are all part of something,

413
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,240
'like it or not,
and it's called community.'

414
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,320
And it's a strong community

415
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,240
where people
take themselves seriously

416
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,120
and look out for one another.

417
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,240
CHATTER ON TV

418
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,840
SWITCHES TV OFF

419
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:45,080
Ah, I just wanted to say
sorry, mate. 'For what?'

420
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:48,160
Me phone cut out on me while
we were talking the other night.

421
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,360
'Oh, I honestly really
wouldn't worry about it, mate.

422
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,440
'I'm actually used
to people hanging up on me.'

423
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,080
No, I'd never do that, mate.
'Yeah.'

424
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,360
I know, I know you wouldn't, Tony,
I know you wouldn't.

425
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,120
'So, what are you doing,
you out on the road, are you?' No.

426
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,920
No, er, night off.
'Ooh, nice.'

427
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,600
'Just kicking back, chilling?'
Yeah, yeah.

428
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,560
So, what's on your mind,
my old mucker?

429
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:19,240
Well, nothing, really,
erm... I just... You know.

430
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,800
'Yeah, yeah, I know, mate.'

431
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,720
Believe me, I know.

432
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,200
Yeah, the wee small hours can play
tricks on a man's mind.

433
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:34,040
But, you know, whenever I'm feeling
a little bit er, well... yuck...

434
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,920
...I think about sitting outside
a lovely old boozer by the river...

435
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:44,200
'..with a decent pint
and the sun on my back,

436
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,840
'me and my old mucker
putting the world to rights.

437
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,760
'And you know what, Tony, if you've
got nothing better to do tomorrow,

438
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:56,240
'it'll be lovely to see you
at the book launch.' Yeah.

439
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,720
'It'd be great to finally put
a face to the name, and a voice.'

440
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,720
Taxi's ready. 1,200. Cash.

441
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,880
You have reached the
voicemail of... MAN: Paddy's Autos.

442
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,880
You have reached the
voicemail of... MAN: Paddy's Autos.

443
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:49,320
You have reached the
voicemail of... MAN: Paddy's Autos.

444
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,120
All right?

445
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:24,920
I got your message. Cab's ready.
I thought we agreed on 800?

446
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:30,840
It's 1,200 now. Why?
Took a bit longer, I suppose.

447
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:35,600
You suppose? Yeah.
How much longer?

448
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,400
How much longer did it take?

449
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:44,120
If you're not happy
with the price...

450
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,840
you can always call the bizzies.

451
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,560
Oh, for fuck's sake.

452
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,960
Aren't you gonna count it?

453
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,000
Nah.

454
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,760
ENGINE STARTS

455
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,920
CHATTER

456
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,080
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

457
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:44,520
Hey! Namaste, namaste, namaste.

458
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:59,480
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC

459
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:23,280
OK, everyone,
let's get started.

460
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,400
Stop it.

461
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,640
So, listen, so after a great deal
of thought and much deliberation,

462
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,560
I simply decided to call it
Listen

463
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:38,000
cos it ain't rocket science,
essentially that's all I do, really.

464
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,560
I listen.
I listen to you, the audience.

465
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,080
The real stars of the show.

466
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,960
LAUGHTER

467
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,200
I mean, it is you
that comes up with the banter,

468
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,920
that comes up
with the... the laughter,

469
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,320
the tears, the rants, the raves.

470
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,600
And God forbid if ever
I should get too big for my boots,

471
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,400
you're the ones
that'll put me in my place

472
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,920
and remind me that
I'm here to a job.

473
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,040
And that job is to what? Is to...?
Listen!

474
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,800
Listen, that's right.

475
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,600
But tonight, I'm gonna do something
a little different,

476
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,840
if that's OK with you guys?

477
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:12,760
I'm gonna ask you...
to listen to me for a moment.

478
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,000
Because I have something
I'd like to share with you

479
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,720
that I've not shared with anyone but
the closest members of my family.

480
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,040
So, er big breath, here we go...

481
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:33,120
"Monday the 10th of September.

482
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,440
"It's raining... again."
SNIGGERING

483
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,480
"It's the sort of day

484
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,400
"that you can't see one side
of the Mersey from the other.

485
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,640
"And it's bloody miserable.

486
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,760
"And that's exactly how I feel -
miserable.

487
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:48,080
"Imagine the worst hangover
that you've ever had

488
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,520
"and times it by ten."

489
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,000
SNIGGERING

490
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,400
"Ouch!

491
00:35:56,720 --> 00:36:02,520
"Chemo... is a swine.

492
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,720
"It leaves you, erm...
it leaves you washed up,

493
00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:17,840
"it leaves you washed out, but...
it also... leaves you with hope.

494
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,760
"And sometimes, that all...

495
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,800
"and sometimes, that's all
I feel I have at the moment.

496
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,880
"Hope.

497
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:39,560
"Julie, my nurse...
well, she's the power of good,

498
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,800
"she's a force of nature.
She also has the gift of the gab

499
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,120
"and is always keen to tell me

500
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:47,440
"how brave I've been...
and what a hero I am.

501
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,360
"But as I, I learn about the three
children that she brings up,

502
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,760
"the husband that she cares for,

503
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:58,400
"the two buses she takes
every single day to go to work,

504
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,000
"I tell her
I know who the real hero is.

505
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,400
"Once the chemo session is over...

506
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:11,640
"Julie, she tells me to rest up
for a couple of days and I tell her,

507
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,960
" 'I'm gonna be
on air at midnight.' "

508
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,040
CHUCKLING

509
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,960
"She ticks me off, but I tell her

510
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,560
"I know the quickest road
to recovery...

511
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,920
"will be me spending time with
the people who mean the most to me.

512
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,280
"My audience."

513
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,680
Aww.

514
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,320
"I tell her...

515
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,480
"..that the show must go on."

516
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,800
INDISTINCT,
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

517
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,200
Well done, Lawrence!

518
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,680
Are we ready for some questions?

519
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,720
Oh! Yes? Hello, Sue.
You have a question for Lawrence?

520
00:37:56,720 --> 00:38:00,840
Lawrence, can I ask
just about your...

521
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:06,520
Oh, forget it. Can I just give
you a bloody big hug instead?!

522
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,360
LAUGHTER

523
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,960
APPLAUSE

524
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:16,200
Oh!
Help! Help! HR! HR!

525
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:22,160
Thank you, darling, thank you.
God bless you.

526
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:25,240
Oh, bless her. Oh, bless.

527
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,720
Do you have any more questions?
Oh. Thanks.

528
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,320
Why do you think
you have such a unique bond

529
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,040
with your listeners on Night Talk?

530
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:39,920
The, erm, amazing thing is,
erm, that I... I couldn't believe

531
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,920
actually how many people actually
felt that they'd been left behind.

532
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,440
That they'd actually been
marginalised in some capacity,

533
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,400
that they had no voice.

534
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,480
And that is ever more apparent
with people that work nights,

535
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:57,280
who struggle to function
during the day...

536
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,600
due to trauma

537
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,080
or they've got something else
going on in their lives.

538
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,800
And that is when I realised that

539
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,480
I had an important part to play
in their lives.

540
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:15,520
That I could be that person they
could talk to that would listen.

541
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,720
I could be that friend in need.

542
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:29,120
So, in answer to your question,
yes, there is a bond,

543
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:32,480
a genuine bond
between me and my audience.

544
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,440
It's indelible, it's unbreakable.

545
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,960
Because I have a feeling,
and correct me if I'm wrong,

546
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,000
that we trust each other...

547
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,800
we get each other.

548
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:51,120
But the thing is... when I'm talking
to you lot on the radio...

549
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,480
...I genuinely forget
that I'm live on air.

550
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:02,320
Now it feels like two old mates...
down the local boozer,

551
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,440
in front of a roaring fire...

552
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,760
putting the world to rights
over a couple of pints.

553
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,520
So, the first round's on me.

554
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,800
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

555
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,160
Aw, love you, Lawrence.
Cheers, Betty. Bless your heart.

556
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,480
Thank you. Thank you,
keep listening, by the way.

557
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:47,320
Hello, mate. How are you, sir?
All right. Great speech.

558
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,280
Thanks for your time. Thanks
for coming and buying my book.

559
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:54,600
Spoiler alert, it's fantastic.
HE CHUCKLES

560
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,200
Thank you.

561
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:01,600
Mary? Mary! Absolute pleasure, Mary,
it's a pleasure to see you.

562
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:06,320
Thank you. Thanks for coming,
and thanks for listening.

563
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:10,240
Hey! It's only me!
Oh, my, it's Sue, it's trouble!

564
00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:13,360
Hey, I don't suppose
there's any chance of a photo?

565
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,920
Darling, for you.
Here, let me take it for you.

566
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,800
Thanks, love! Come round
to the other side of my office.

567
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,040
No photos

568
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,400
You're a bloody marvel!

569
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,440
Well, that's very, very sweet of you
to say so, thank you.

570
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,360
Keep up the good work!

571
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,800
Well, I'm trying to, my darling,
I'm trying to.

572
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,720
It's my Kenny.

573
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:46,400
We've got some bad news. He's
been diagnosed with Parkinson's.

574
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:51,280
INAUDIBLE SPEECH

575
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,200
We're gonna have to leave it there,
folks, we have to call it a day.

576
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,680
I know.

577
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:10,320
No. No, no.

578
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,840
I know.

579
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,760
No, I need, I need, I need to,
I need...

580
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:18,480
Sorry, if you wouldn't mind.
Thank you so much, I'm sorry.

581
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,680
Argh!

582
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,680
SHOUTING

583
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,200
This one's for Ste, you prick!

584
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,880
Argh!
CAR HORN HONKS

585
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,320
You see your money, yeah?
You fuckin' auld maggot.

586
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:26,200
ARGH!

587
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,200
Hey! Hey!

588
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,680
I've called the police!
Now fuck off!

589
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,520
Hang on in there, mate.
TONY WHEEZES

590
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,160
I'll call an ambulance.

591
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,200
Just hold on, OK?

592
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:45,320
LABOURED BREATHING